Sign of the Impending Apocalypse
On the other hand, Coop got the cork out in one piece. He's good like that. And you know, that corkscrew had opened more wine than I will admit to drinking. PLUS, if a corkscrew has to choose a way to die, I'm sure it would choose to go out in just this way, don't you?
Okay, okay, disregard the title of this post and let's all raise a toast to a long life of service...
(Dang. How am I going to open this bottle?)