As part of our massive reorganization (thanks to you fabulously smart and orderly people), we've been decluttering in the girls' rooms this weekend and Ana's room is taking a zillion times longer than Jane's because Ana's such a clutter cat. So I was trying to get her to go do something else while I clandestinely filled my garbage bag with useless plastic crap treasures and I said, "Hey, if you need a snack, you are welcome to take it and eat it at the computer."
She said, "Oh, thanks." but then she didn't go anywhere.
I said, "You can help yourself to some Oreos."
She looked at me in consternation.
And she said, "I'm afraid to leave you alone in my room."